M-150 Energy Drink

Ethnicity: Thai

Ingredients: Water, Sucrose, Taurine, Inositol, Caffeine, Niacinamide, Pantathenol, Pyridoxine HCL, Riboflavin Phosphate Sodium, Artificial Flavor, Citric Acid, Caramel, Sodium Benzoate as Preservative.
Ingredients Commentary: Mostly B-vitamins, caffeine, and sugar. Nothing terribly out of the ordinary.

Appearance:
Disconcerting urine-like appearance. The smell of aspartame, gummi bears, and Red Bull is noticeable from several feet away. The can has a yellow sunburst package reminiscent of detergent, and the red sherriff's star boasts the motto "Devotion, Courage, Sacrifice." This is a serious drink. Though the ethnicity is Thai, due to the six-pointed red star we suspect a Chinese Jewish communist energy drink conspiracy afoot in Thailand, with long-reaching tendrils into the heartland of America.

Taste: Has a sickly sweet bite. It's not carbonated, but it tastes like it is. Tastes faintly of soap and violet, but mostly like an uncarbonated version of Red Bull.

Manufacturing Process: Open a can of Red Bull, let sit for several months in a greenhouse, then repackage.

Final Thoughts:
Sawyer - "I won't be buying any more M-150, but I won't let that discommode my unwavering patronage for the Thai soccer team."

Colin - "Devotion, Courage, and Sacrifice are not things I look for in a drink. Neither is whatever this stuff tastes like."

Jordan - "What are these pinko Jews up to?"

Ratings (out of 10)
Sawyer: 17/8ths
Jordan: 4.3
Colin: pi
Average: 3.1888642